Humans have covered their heads since time immemorial. A hat is the most noticeable fashion item anyone can wear. The old saying goes 'if you want to get ahead and get noticed, then get a hat'. Indeed the word 'ahead' means just that one head further forward. Etiquette articles suggest that it would be a disgraceful act to venture out of the house without a hat or even gloves, so i decided to follow the old etiquette.